If you experience scotophobia, You’re not going to be hanging out in dark places, and DEFINITELY not dark places in Scotland!

For 1: (sko-tuh-FOH-bee-uh)
1. Fear of the dark.

For 2: (ska-tuh-FOH-bee-uh)
2. Fear or hatred of Scottish people or culture.

(This picture shows both dark and Scottish stuff; see the Scottish hand shadow? And that dark is clearly only seen in Sctoland.)